‘Dad, who left to go to the shop for milk and never came back’
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A random/funny way to comment on cold weather.
Its a quote from Tropic Thunder
"Wow it's really cold out here."
-"I know. Who left the fridge open?"
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Yep January 13 is national kiss the person who sits left of you in math and history day
Hey why did you kiss me?
Well don't you know? It's January 13 and you sit left to me in math and history
Oh ok cool, I love national kiss the person who sits left of you in math and history day
a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.
"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"
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A poo poo who will never come back for the milk after i was born he left me and my 69 brothers they do 420 poos each day
Dad Who Left You is fun to play with "Fun to play with"
Some person: Hey! Who left thi—
Me: Your mom