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When one is at a red carpet event and a person wants to know who designed the clothing dressed upon a celebrity.
"Hi, Johnny Depp, who wearing?"
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like asking "who wears the pants or shoes" but in a more rude or sarcastic manner.
Dave: Oh no i have a big zit. my date is RUINED.
Mike:....Dude who wears the condom in your relationship?
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Refers to a person in a relationship who doesn't "put out." Typically it is a woman who does not want to have sex even in a committed relationship, but it can also refer to a guy not pleasing his woman or not committed to the relationship.
Dude: Man, my girl totally refuses to have sex with me.
Dude's Friend: Well we know who wears the chastity belt in the relationship!
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whore who wears red lipstick
whore who wears red lipstick
Somebody who is really fucking cool and super attractive
That's somebody who wears sunglasses inside he must be really cool
A woman who wears I a one shoulder top likes yo get titty fucked. The loose sweater makes it top of mind.
Women who wear one shouldered tops want their titties fucked.
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Asked at award ceremonies (Oscars, Golden Globes, Emmy's Etc) by over-zealous reporters to celebrities about what brand name of clothing they are wearing. This is important because all of the middle class likes to know how the rich and famous dress.
Clarice: Who are you wearing?
Buffalo Bill: I'm wearing fat women
Hannibal Lecter: Shshshsthht
*Proceeds to eat everyone in the room except for Clarice, then mysteriously moves to Africa*
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