Whore semen

Another of Sean Connery's dyslexic readings on Celebrity Jeopardy, this misreading was used to insult Alex Trebek.

See also Penis Mightier

Alex Trebek: Sean Connery, just pick a category.

Sean Connery: I'll take “whore semen” for 800. (leaves his podium and heads for the board)

(Cut to Trebek, who is very confused)

Alex Trebek: Wait, What? Wait…Where are you going? What are you…

(Connery walks up to the board and points to the category “Famous HORSEMEN” points to the “hor” first, and then “semen”

Sean Connery: See? “Hor” like your mother. "Semen”! It's right there! (Connery laughs hysterically)

Alex Trebek: Yes, I see it. (Connery keeps laughing) You're very proud of yourself, aren't you?

Sean Connery: Yes! (keeps laughing)

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