Why a duck

Definition: To incorrectly hear the word, "viaduct".

This phrase came from the Marx Brothers' film "Cocoanuts"

Hammer: I'm all right. How are you? I say here is a little penninsula, and here is a viaduct leading to the mainland.
Chico: All right. Why a duck?

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why is that duck running away

Because you're holding a shotgun and a condom you caring redneck duck murdering bastard

Why is that duck running away
The duck is running away because the horny redneck was going to rape and cook it.

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