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Why does my ass hurt?

A phrase the homies use after they're super drunk and all sleep in a bed together, unknowingly having sex.

Homie 1: Yo last night was crazy bro.
Homie 2: Yeah man I barely remember anything.
Homie 3: Yeah we gotta go home now man.
Homie 4: Why are we all sleeping in the same bed?
Homie 2: It doesn't matter bro.
Homie 3: Why does my ass hurt?
Homie 1: It's nothing man.
Homie 1 Had total recollection and was actually the one who had a fivesome with the homies

by Thot_Slayer69420 February 20, 2020

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Why does it Hurt

that is exactly what she said last night

i was screwing ur nan and she said why does it hurt

by crazydog_ March 24, 2024