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Developmental stage in males, which begins 2-3 months after they have completed all formal education, where all that is left to do is get married and watch the rest of their life slip away and decay into nothingness.
Kurt stays in the library and works on his computer program all day, because he knows all that is waiting for him back home is Wife and Life.
The theory that if your spouse is content and satisfied then you will be too. Also, studies suggest that happily married couples live longer.
"I'm a firm believer in happy wife happy life, so I kiss my wife everyday."
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A group of close knit women, created by Brittany Mease in Jan 2011. Advice and support is the backbone of the group.
I wear no uniforms, no blues or army greens,
But I am in the military in the ranks rarely seen.
I have no rank upon my shoulders.
Salutes I do not give.
But the military world is the place where I live.
I'm not in the chain of command, orders I do not get.
But my husband is the one that does,
this I cannot forget.
I'm not the one who fires the weapon,
who puts my life on the line.
But my job is just as tough. I'm the one that's left behind.
My husband is a patriot, a brave and prideful man
and the call to serve his country, not all can understand.
Behind the lines I see the things needed
to keep this country free.
My husband makes this sacrifice,
but so do our kids and me.
I love the man I married. Soldiering is his life.
But I stand among the silent ranks
Known as the military wife.
Dear Lord,
Give me the greatness of heart to see the difference between duty and his/her love for me.
Give me a task to do each day, to fill the time when he/she is away.
When he/she is in a foreign land, keep him/her safe in your loving hand.
And, when duty is in the field, please protect him/her and be his/her shield.
And Lord, when deployment is so long, please stay with me and keep me strong.
AMEN
Man, that Fort Hood Army Wife & Mommy Life group are a great group of women!
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_Australian_. _noun_.
A female best friend who is there whenever you need them, holds all your secrets, member of your girl squad, can always rely on each other. Term used while doing a domestic duty for the other.
"Omg this dinner you cooked is amazing!", friend will reply "wife life".
Ride wife?
Life good.
Wife fight back.
KILL WIFE!!!
Wife gone.
Think about wife...
Regret.
'Ride Wife? Life Good' is a gorilla meme from YouTube
John: ''Hey Prudence, look at that gorilla''
Prudence: ''Oh Wow, it is magnificent..... Ride Wife?''
John: ''Life Good.''
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Ride wife? Life good. Gorilla rides his wife
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ride wife
life good
wife fight back
kill wife
wife gone
think about wife
regret
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Your wife from another life is someone you could see you being married to in another life, and envisioning a healthy marriage.
Person 1: Man, I can see Julie being my wife from another life! She is so perfect, and we compliment each other very well!
Person 2: Lmao, I ship it.