Wiggle juice

The juice containing of wiggles
Wiggle juice is a common juice in Africa. It brings their culture together in one harmony. It was said to believe that over 10000 years ago, Africans used this wiggle juice to cure diseases.

Wiggle juice is a special juice made from toe hair and belly button lint with a hint of lemon juice.
When you drink it, it makes you start wiggling. You feel the sensation all around your body. You start to wiggle for about 30 minutes. After the effect wears off, you start to have a craving for toes. The craving usually lasts for 5 hours. If you want to stop the craving faster, you need to drink milk.

Modern african: yo dawg lemme hit that wiggle juice homie
Modern african 2: ok dawg let’s wiggle on eachother xD

African 10000 years ago: do you wan to drink da wiggle joos to cure da aids
African 10000 years ago 2: leleleleleleldodldollolo

Wiggle Jiggle Juice

Wiggle jiggle juice is another word for seamen. The name originated 350 B.C.E by an amazing woman named Lindsey Butcock. She created the word after seeing her non hard husband. She made the observation that his dick wiggled and jiggled. After her husband had an erection she realized it looked like milk! Or as she thought... JUICE!!!

His carpet was covered in wiggle jiggle juice!

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