The only way to get fit before the summer time; a classic workout.
"Wii sports my fking liiiiiifeeee"
A game on the Nintendo wii where you will always get beaten by a black guy named Matt he is undefeated and in some cases praised as lord
βI was playing wii sports earlier and I ran into Matt the messiahβ.
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The best Wii Game in History. Sadly, it is dominated by the tyrant Matt
Gonna play some wii sports with my homies
wii game where you swing the wiimote a lot and it leaves you worn out and sore as hell the next day.
Dude, after boxing on Wii Sports, I was so sore I couldn't get up the next morning!
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If you never played it before in your childhood, either youβre very poor or youβre a dirty filthy liar.
Bae: come over
Me: I canβt, im busy
Bae: Iβm playing wii sports
Me: S P E E D
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Code for Sex If you know what i mean. The remote going up and down under the covers Like mario cleaning peachs pipe ehh ohh ehh ohh
*next to ur mom and ur friend* Son: Damn that was some crazy Wii sports last night bro! Friend: Yea she got the remote right? Son: Hellz Yah! Mom: What are you talking about? Son: A video game
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So, you really thought that you were gonna beat the wii sports boxing champion and holy lord MATT?!?!?!?! well think again, bitch because you aren't beating this legend of a wii sports boxer
I got ass raped by wii sports matt in wii sports boxing