Will Champion

Will Champion is unquestionably the best drummer in the world. He is not only the drummer for Coldplay, the best band in the world, but is also the backup vocalist and plays various percussion on the tracks. When he plays, you know he is 100% dedicated. You can tell by the way he attacks the fucking drums. He provides the heartbeat, the backbone if you will, for the most amazing and awe-inspiring songs in the intergalactic universe. 'Nuff said.

Javier: Are you okay, Jessi?
Me:Oh Shit my fucking ears just exploded from the drumline coming off of "Such a Rush!" Shit, Will Champion blows my mind!

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championized

To engross oneself entirely at a champion level, whereas a person becomes a champion in all respects. The state of being "championized" can come and go, however it usually lasts longer under the influence of alcohol.

After drinking three beers in 5 minutes Joe exclaimed, "I am championized."

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championitis

The disease/sickness of being good at everything, or always winning.

"Wow, we won again, I need to get rid of this championitis, so we can level the playing field."

Champion

Subject: CHA-mP-ION

Unfathomable skill that no one else besides 7 men can withhold. You can spot a champion in the wild. If you spot someone uttering the word "champion" over and over again, that's a true champion right there. Unlimited strength and power, they carry the establishment for which they are apart of. Anyone who tries to test a champion will immediately be criticized and killed.

"Now that's a true champion right there"
"CHAMPIONS???"

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Champion that

Aggreeance or affirmation.

Me: Let's get outta here.
You: Champion that.

Me: That girl is smokin' hot.
You: Champion that.

Champion

Someone who commits an act of the following: extreme courage, extreme awesomeness, or extreme stupidity; one who is worthy of positive recognition for such an act.

May be shortened to "champ".

"Did you hear about the guy who ate a stapler?"
"Man, that guy is such a champion."

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Champion

A drink consisting of half sweet tea and half beer. A popular drink on a hot day in the south.

Hey, Michael. Do you know what would be a refreshing drink after that hot golf round? A Champion.

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