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Willy's magical penis, which tastes like every single piece of candy he has ever made. The flavor is endless.Start by sticking a marshmellow on his tinky, light a candle and make some smores.
While i was hooking up with this guy at a party last night, I could have swore he had Willy's Wonka. It tasted just like nerds.
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A man takes a shit in his hands, then proceeds to spread the shit on his cock and balls. (making it look like a chocolate treat)while an unsuspecting female waits patiently for Willy's "chocolate" Wonka.
Dad's making Willy's Wonka again tonight.
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Willy Wonka is feared and respected amongst all. Anybody who goes by the name of Willy Wonka… just know he’s not to be played around with. Disrespecting Willy Wonka is like disrespecting Kobe Bryant in basketball. If you do Willy Wonka wrong, he’ll do you worse. WILLY FUCKIN WONKA ‼️
OPP 1 : Who’s next?
OPP 2 : Willy Wonka
OPP 1 : Alright, let’s go
OPP 2 : Are you dumb! We can’t go
OPP 1 : Why not?
OPP 2: Because he’s the one and only… Willy Wonka
He is so freaking hot and sexy. Especially with the “you see me winding and grinding up on that pole” song. His jaw line is insane and when he calls you a ✨bad nut ✨ it will make you drool.
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daddy issues.
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yeah.
that's it.
They really made willy wonka the definition of "daddy issues"
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verb; paying 5 or more midgets, or smaller people, to be covered in chocolate ( preferable hershys ), while they gangbang an unsuspecting friend.
I finally got back at mary, i gave her the good old The Willy Wonka, and caught it all on tape.
Damned bitch never saw it coming.
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A personality in a Wonderful movie that has nothing to sexually do with anything.
also he rocks.
Willy Wonka's Candy factory is the shit.
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