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When your 69ing and you both take a piss all over each other.
That nasty Umpa-lumpa tried to talk me into a Willy Wonka, said her pee tasted like candy!
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Willy Wonka is feared and respected amongst all. Anybody who goes by the name of Willy Wonka… just know he’s not to be played around with. Disrespecting Willy Wonka is like disrespecting Kobe Bryant in basketball. If you do Willy Wonka wrong, he’ll do you worse. WILLY FUCKIN WONKA ‼️
OPP 1 : Who’s next?
OPP 2 : Willy Wonka
OPP 1 : Alright, let’s go
OPP 2 : Are you dumb! We can’t go
OPP 1 : Why not?
OPP 2: Because he’s the one and only… Willy Wonka
He is so freaking hot and sexy. Especially with the “you see me winding and grinding up on that pole” song. His jaw line is insane and when he calls you a ✨bad nut ✨ it will make you drool.
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daddy issues.
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yeah.
that's it.
They really made willy wonka the definition of "daddy issues"
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verb; paying 5 or more midgets, or smaller people, to be covered in chocolate ( preferable hershys ), while they gangbang an unsuspecting friend.
I finally got back at mary, i gave her the good old The Willy Wonka, and caught it all on tape.
Damned bitch never saw it coming.
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A personality in a Wonderful movie that has nothing to sexually do with anything.
also he rocks.
Willy Wonka's Candy factory is the shit.
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The guy who will make your girl cream filled.
Willy Wonka inserted his willy and filled my girl with hot cream!
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