Wind Wanker

Imaginary cumshots. or a parodie of wind waker legend of zelda.

a girl acting like they have a penis. Wind Wanker

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Wankers Wind

When the wind is strong enough to shake the sides of a tent so violently that one can masturbate as loudly as one wishes and the other person or persons sharing the tent cannot hear you because of the noise. This term was coined by British Servicemen serving in Afghanistan in 2006 where such a wind became vital to morale before iPods were commonplace.

Happy days tonight mate.
why?
Well the wind is above 25 knots so we have a wankers wind.
Great let's race back to the tent so we can all masturbate furiously without the embarrassment of people knowing, well they will know because it is a wankers wind and they will all be doing it but they won't be able to hear so it's all good.

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