window looker

Someone who compulsively looks into windows of buildings or parked cars to check out their own hair.

Dave, don't be such a window looker. Your hair looks the same as the last time you checked, 30 seconds ago.

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Window Looker

Someone who stares aimlessly out of car windows.
This occurs mainly on long journeys, while stuck in traffic or while avoiding cab driver small talk.

Police Officer: "So, what caused this car crash?"
Citizen: "Well, i was so busy checking out this hot Window Looker i didn't notice the car in front of me stop!"