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The "Mellinium" edition of windows, which was apparently found in Bill Gates' toilet some unknown morning. It is subject to incessant crashing and freezing, and my scanner doesn't work with it, the stupid thing.
If someone IMs me, Windows ME crashes. If I open a webpage, Windows ME crashes. If the phone rings, Windows ME crashes. If a butterfly lands on a flower in the rainforest, Windows ME crashes.
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The broken condom of Windows™ versions. It was a mistake.
Liz: I have Windows ME
Paul: Oh, I'm sorry... I hate you now.
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The worst OS ever in the past 5 years. Even Apple II was more stable. Please, WinME users, do yourselves a favor and get Windows 2000 Professional
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I wish I could get Windows 2000 but unfortunately I am stuck with this crappy OS until further notice.
Action: MSN Messenger is currently unavailable.
Reaction: Crash
Action: Internet Explorer as caused an error.
Reaction: Freeze everything. Crash
Action: Windows ME starts up
Reaction: Crash
Action: Hit 'Enter' key
Reaction: Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Error. Blue Screen. Ctrl+Alt+Delete. Screen turns black. Crash.
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It crashes.
A lot.
Especially when SHITLOADED with FREE programs provided by Dell!
*error beep*
Wtf, where's the error dialogue box?
*blue screen*
Hmmm...I can't press anything.
*blue screen*
Hmmm...I can't press ctrl+alt+del either.
*blue screen*
Hmmm...The restart button doesn't do anything...
*harddrive dies*
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Add this to AOL Broadband, Kazaa, if it's a Tiny computer, then life is at it's worst.
The Blue Screen of Death appears when you play games online.
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