wine cooler

A low-content, not-so-intense alcoholic drink, usually flavored as a fruit drink.

Wine coolers are frequently had with meals and such to consume alcohol, yet not get much of a buzz off it.

They are also considered a pussy alcoholic beverage when someone attempts to get drunk entirely off of wine coolers.

"I needed something to ease my mind without getting drunk, so I had a wine cooler with dinner."

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wine cooler

A unhardcore way to drink, a sugarcoated version of malt liquor

Yum, pass that red wine cooler

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wine cooler

A sissy drink. Something sissys think is cool.

Carl the chode drinks wine coolers cuz hes a fuckin sissy.

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wine coolers

Alcohol for pussies and/or chodes.

Andrewer loves wine coolers; especially Sea Breeze

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Franklin Wine Cooler

An alcoholic beverage made by mixing cheap red wine and orange soda. Usually Carlo Rossi Burgundy wine. Originated in Franklin, Massachusetts.

"Hey kid, swing by Anne's Market and grab some wine and orange soda. Franklin wine coolers tonight!"

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Alabama Wine Cooler

When a man pees inside a woman's pussy. This sex act is said to have originated in Cloverdale, Alabama. It is the ugly step-cousin to a golden shower.

Karen said Bryan pulled out his giant penis on their first date, proceeded to pee in her pussy, then hollered "Ooh wee!! Damn straight if I didn't just pour myself an Alabama wine cooler!!".