Wine Douche

Another member of the obnoxious douche family that happens to be a wine snob who thinks status is judged by drink choices alone. This asshole puts themselves at a higher status than guys drinking 16-ounce PBRs out of a can. In reality, this preppy Wine Douche with the argyle socks will be the one who goes home and masturbates himself to sleep while the beer slugging dude gets a great blowjob from the hottest chick at the party. Many assholettes also fall into this category.

Who the fuck is that Wine Douche with the argyle socks that's contaminating this keg party with a bottle of Cote de Nuits, France?

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