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Suburban white girls version of beer goggles
ex. She drank so much she went home with the most mediocre guy at the club. She must've been wearing her wine glasses.
Like spooning and forking but when a girl, like, jumps on a guy and wraps her legs around him (in a wine glass shape).
;)
Ally: So, what did you do with that guy last night?
Gertrude: Just spooned him and stuff... ;)
Ally: No forking or wine glassing involved?
Gertrude: GOSH NO.
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When a female has big breasts but a flat ass
Guy 1: Damn she got some tig 'ol bitties
Guy 2: But look from the back, she got a wine glass shape
Guy 1: Aww shucks Mr.Moseby, that's a shame
When a man eats out a woman on her period and he removes her tampon with his mouth, throws it behind him, and continues eating her out
Joe was telling his buddies about when he had to give his girlfriend a busted wine glass
Joe: I had to give her the ok' busted wine glass
Friends: sick bro!
*high fives*
20 oz. water bottle with the bottom cut out.
"Hey man, we're out of cups."
"No problem, here's a bottle, make a hobo's wine glass!"
An old lady's dry cobweb vagina
She looks like she has a Dusty Wine glass
This an insult stating that you are a poor person//not high class // simple// that is trying to fit in with with wealthy people and failing miserably ( and usually after that, you spiral into a deep gay depression ).
-i am so stressed to meet his family !
-oh come on ! It won’t be that bad!
- his family owns 3 castles, I’m literally apple juice in a wine glass