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The fucked up process of going out with your friend who is trying to bang some girl, only to find out that the only reason you were invited was because the girl has some fugly fat bitch that needs to be "taken care of" so your friend can score.
MW- Dude what the fuck were you doing with that sled dog last night?
MP-Dude so bad. I was wing manned. I had no choice.
MW-She was like 400 pounds
MP-Yeah, but I fucked her like she was a buck 0 five.
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your buddy who will talk to the ugly chick so you can bang her hot friend
i wouldn't have gotten laid if it werent for my wing man
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when a guy goes to try to get at a girl one of the biggest obstacles to her getting some is her friends. knowing this men have learned to fight fire with fire. the wing man comes along on a date if the girl insists to bring her friend(s). The wing man's whole purpose in being there is to make sure his boy gets some action by dealing with the girls ugly friends or her friends who insist on her not hooking up that night.
A wingman is a good man and should be respected as such.
guy 1: yo im trying to get at suzanne but she insist on bring her ugly bitchy ass friends...be my wing man tonite and i got u next time
guy 2: i got u man i swear tho...im not touching any fat chix...
guy 1: good looks my dude...i owe u one
guy 2: damn strait
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1) The partner of the Gunner (the main guy)
2) Wing Man and Gunner's Objectives: Get Laid whenever and where-ever at any cost.
3) Second in command to the Gunner
4) A wing man helps the Gunner get laid
5) The duties of the Gunner and Wing Man are to get laid as often as possible.
6) The Gunner gets laid more often.
7) Gunner and Wing Man positions are interchangeable.
8) Wing Man will do anything in his power to achieve thier objectives.
My friend acts as a wing man everytime we go to clubs. He takes care of the fugly friend or the fat chick while I get the hot chick.
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The action in which a bro finds another bro a woman or a man. (depending on which the other bro wants)
you see that chick? I'm wing manning you right now.
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someone who you start texting in a situation you really dont want to be in to look busy. This is most likely a reliable person who will usually hit you back right away.
Upon arriving to the diner with his friend and several other people he didn't know, John started texting his wing man to avoid conversation
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at theclub, Peter was strugling with words in front of lucy and her frend amanda hu stroke stray dogs looked after by street tramps.
now amanda wasnt gettin much attention and was looking for any excuse to go, now NATHAN a gud frend of peter jonsmith observed this and came to peters aide, by striking conversation with amanda.... bein a wing man Read More
irony hmm? loool playn bro =)
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