Winking Eye

Slang term for a vagina.

I pulled her pants down and her winking eye was looking right at me.

Awesome!

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the winking eye

VAGINA!!!!

"the winking eye is her vagina!" Augie Farks

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winking brown eye

when cutting a fart, you spread your ass cheeks, and you can see the "o-ring"(sphincter) open and close "wink", when rancid eminations are expelled

While your wife was eating my ass, I farted in her face. I know she was close enough to see my winking brown eye. I hope I did not leave a skid on her tongue.

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Winking Chink's Eye

n. Of a human, the orifice which excretes waste, most probably due to the semi-resemblance to the closed eye of an Oriental person. The brown eye, the ringpiece, the rusty sherrif's badge.

Dr. Proctor: Now Mrs. Jones, what seems to be the problem?
Mrs. Jones: I'm having trouble passing solids, doc.
Dr. Proctor: I see. Now, Mrs. Jones, if you could remove your undergarments and bend over, please.
Mrs. Jones: Is everything okay, doctor?
Dr. Proctor: Mrs. Jones, I must prescribe a daily course of backdoor surprises immediately, your winking chink's eye is as tight as a corset string.

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The winking Stink eye

Naked yoga with a yeast infection.

Man, Christina has one mad case of "The Winking Stink eye"

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Brown Eye Wink

The act of opening and closing one's brown eye (see asshole) to make a slurrping sound in a winking fashion. Also referred to as Red Eye after some heavy action.

After playing on Grandpa's lap he gave me a brown eye wink.

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