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Winkle

This is a reference - used by mothers- to refer to the common periwinkle (a type of shellfish, resembling a small snail, and commonly found on shores in the northern hemisphere) and how much the contents of the shell resemble a little boys penis.

β€˜Kevin, don’t forget to give your winkle a good shake after you’ve had a wee-wee!’

by Colonel Barnaby January 19, 2023

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Winkle

A small limp penis. Comparable to a toddlers.

Not a term for urination or female genitalia.

Richard: Here, have you ever seen a cock like this?
Madelaine: Dearest that is not a cock, it's a winkle and I've seen bigger at the play group.

by Diana Wellings April 10, 2011

48πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


Winkle

The act of inserting a garden hose into your rectum, turning it on and shooting the contents of your colon into a swimming pool. ie: Hillbilly Colonic, Backyard Man-Douche

that guy just put a garden hose up his ass, turned it on and winkled it into the pool!

by bassmonkey August 4, 2011

37πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


Winkle

The act of urinating.

Man, Josh winkled on the toilet seat again.

by Willy Wonkle December 27, 2008

41πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


Winkle

A visible side effect of an overzealous shake of the male genitalia following urination. Most often experienced when in a rush, while inebriated, or while wearing light colored dress pants.

"Damn! I winkled on myself again!"

"Goodness kid, you winkle on yourself?"

"No matter how long I shake, I always wind up winkling on myself"

by 3FR February 5, 2009

11πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


Winkle

The female reproductive organ

'A male has a willy, whilst a female has a winkle'

by Jary Kemes May 7, 2009

10πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž


Winkle

1.) A wierd person.
2.) Loser.
3.) Strange looking person.

Yo man look at that winkle with the rollie backpack!

Dude don't get glases you'll look like a wink.

by B-Rath March 17, 2007

9πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž