When a fat native chick fucks a gay guy with a strap on while either high on meth or fentanyl, drunk from drinking hand sanitizer or mouthwash, on welfare, and/or after getting jumped
Whereβs Jen and Matt?
βOh theyβre Winnipeggingβ
Yikes.
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For definitions about Winnipeg, see:
'Winnipeg summer' - also: tundra town and little Antarctica or zambonieville - you know, the peg!
winnipeg aka: winterpeg If it's summer yee seek, stay away from this wretched place of icy winds and dark days! Phoenix is the place where the sun spends the winter. Winnipeg is a place to FROM! As in: Yeah, I'm from Winnipeg. But now I live in (fill in your fav warm & sunny locales)... not tundra town, little Antarctica, zambonieville - not the peg
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One of the coldest places in North America.
Larry: It's so cold.
John: I know. It feels like we're in Winnipeg.
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the only place to have the following seasons.
almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction.
also called winterpeg.
pep1:god damn winnipeg is cold.
pep2:thats cause your in winterpeg.
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The Slurpee Capital of the World.
Where were Slurpees originally from? Winnipeg!
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Home of people who don't know how to fcking merge
Some Winnipeg Types of Mergers;
Merger Type One; *has an entire merge lane to the left* BUT *stops at the yield sign at the beginning of lane *
Merger Type Two; *actually but slowly moves up the merge lane but decides to stop and turn blinker on but not move when someone makes space; waits to all cars go by*
Merger Type Three; the "buddy what the fck are you doing"
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a place where you will get pulled over and handed a speeding ticket for driving 51 in a 50km/h zone.
(with some of the worst drivers in the world - Winnipeg drivers don't know how to cope driving anywhere else or even on a highway. and inexplicably are always flipping each other the bird)
the "highway" around Winnipeg has traffic lights to stop people from going too fast. ?????!!!!!!
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