Wipe-and-Type

The practice of going through emails while on the shitter.

It wasn't until I heard the flush that I realized that my colleague on the phone was doing a wipe-and-type.

wipe and type

Wipe and type is when you're typing on the laptop, then you wipe your hind quarters and continue typing. This is a very frowned upon practice, as it spreads bacteria and foul odors.

It's OK to bring the laptop in the bathroom and surf the web while you take a dump... Just don't do a wipe and type!

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Wipe n' Type

When you bring your lap top into the bathroom with you as you take a gallient poop. You wipe it and type it!

I have to take a giant dump but really need to post a new status about my cat...I will just Wipe n' Type!