Wisconsin Buttery

The act of lubricating your veiny, girthy shaft with a melted, moist ©Land O Lakes stick of butter and proceeding to stuffing your buttered-up cock into that tight vagina (starchy sex is the best sex).

In order to bring some much needed life into our marriage, I surprised my wife with the good ol' Wisconsin Buttery.

Buttery Wisconsin

When you stick a big veiny bastard into a country crock tub of butter proceeding to get a crazy hand job while smearing excessive amounts of butter on her ass hole, then inserting your dick deep into a chicks ass while cutting the cheese (fart)(stink nugget).

Keep running your mouth, im gunna have to take you in the back and give you a buttery wisconsin.

I cheesed on you bitch last night.

Shit gets buttery when im lowced out.

I gave your bitch a b-dub.

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Buttery Wisconsin

When a man is penetrating a woman from behind, and during the heat of the moment proceeds to lick the sweat running down her back from the crack up.

Dude, I was slamming your sister doggy-style last night and gave her a real salty buttery wisconsin.

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