Wisconsin Nice

When March rolls around in Wisconsin and the temperature goes from 10 degrees to higher than 40 degrees. Wisconsin residents en masse are then seen in shorts, t-shirts, grilling out and throwing footballs around like it was 75 degrees and summer out. Since 40 degrees in the south would be considered oppressive weather and not "nice" it is referred to as Wisconsin Nice.

Robert: Get your shorts on everybody and get the ball, it is freakin' Wisconsin Nice out today!

Southern Man: Are you serious? It is 45 degrees out! I'll freeze!

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Wisconsin Nice

Wisconsinite who is kind and generous to others...as long as they are just like they are. White, working, not on drugs (Alcohol is not a drug. Beer is a gift from God.), heterosexual, white, Jesus loving Christian, long-haired hippie types need not apply, and white. Doncha be one of those commie liberals from Minnesota or one of them unmarried druggies from the projects of Chicago. Oh,

Cindy was all for helping others but not one dollar of her taxes better go to anyone until after they passed a drug test and got a job and they better not spend any of that money on fancy food. She was Wisconsin Nice.

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