wisconsin pretty

A term used to describe an American woman who in most other states would be considered unattractive, but is beautiful by the standards of men from Wisconsin.

Guy: "what do you think of that chick over there by the keg?"
Friend: "you mean the one with the gut and John Denver haircut?"
Guy: "yeah, that one."
Friend: "Well she looks like Rebel Wilson, so I guess she's Wisconsin Pretty."
Guy: "Go Packers..."

Wisconsin-pretty

A woman that is considered rotund or 'chubby'. Usually from the state of Wisconsin or nearby surrounding areas. They are typically clad in green and gold and holding a beer in one hand and a wheel of cheese in another.

That chick is "Wisconsin-pretty".
The Green Bay cheerleaders are "Wisconsin-pretty".
That girl with the cheese head is "Wisconsin-pretty".
Dude you can't date her, she's "Wisconsin-pretty".
She may be from California, but that girl is "Wisconsin-pretty".

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