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Wisdom teeth are stupid and they never do what you want them to without putting you through agonies of pain
My wisdom teeth are killing me.
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A way for dentists to make a shit load of money within a few minuits. O and as an added bonus it hurts like fuck!!! but kinda fun when you first wake up.... cuz your stoned!!!
Dentis: ok now count back from 100...
you: 99...98.... sleep......
Dentis: O.K. boys lets get out the power tools this ones gonna be good.
miniuts later... Wisdom teeth removed.
you: What happened and how the fuck did I get my shoes on???
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a way for dentists to get you to stop smoking for a week
dude: hey man wanna go smoke a bowl?
guy: no man I cant I just got my wisdom teeth out
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In the 18th century parents didnt have money to get teeth pulled for their children so they came up with a fable, that if you keep your teeth in and fight through the pain you would come out wiser.
Oi, did you get those wisdom teeth pulled yet mate?
No, I want to keep my wisdom inside my head.
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If God created humans, then why did he create something so useless as wisdom teeth?
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Jack:I'm so smart! I'm yoda wise now!
Harry:what?
Jack:I got my wisdom teeth!
Harry: *scoffs* you weren't acting yoda wise at all, when you got them removed more of a jar jar binks wisdom
Those molars standing far back in your mouth – if you did not have them removed. The latter may prevent your teeth to be squeezed and complicate your flossing.
Contrary to popular belief, the word stems from a literal translation of Dutch "verstandskies", where the word "verstand" can be translated as "wisdom" but also, written as "ver-stand" as standing far (away).
I was dumb getting my wisdom teeth out.