wispy faglestache

a hipster who has a light mustache due to either being unkempt, they find a mustache ironic, they're Parisian, or simply cannot grow a real mustache due to being ethnic. A person with wispy faglestache usually looks like they've been dirty sanchez-ed.

I spotted a Wispy Faglestache the other day at Starbucks.

OR

In the 1980's Larry Bird wore a wispy faglestache.