wowed

When an unattractive nerd like person see's a person they find attractive, they mouth the word "WOW".

I was driving my car and slowed down to turn the corner when some ugly balding nerd with taped up broken glasses wowed me as I drove past.

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wowed

To be high on cocaine.

Man, I was so wowed last night, I couldn't even sleep because I blew so many lines.

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Wow wow

A lovingly playful way of calling a dog.

Look at that little wow wow playing with their toy.

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Wowful

full of wow, amazing, wow

you look wowful.

WOW

an expression you use when you're surprised or disappointed or sarcastic.

Child: I got 5% on my test

parent: WOW

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wow

The most dangerous word a man can hear in an argument. One that means he has simultaneously lost the argument and his relationship.

Man "So this is all about you? I don't ever remember the last time we did something I wanted to do."
Woman "Wow"
Man "I'll have my stuff out tomorrow"

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WOW

Stands for "Words Of Wisdom".

See, that right there is just...WOW!

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