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The feeling one gets when they have an SJW epiphany and become extremely overzealous about spreading their wokeness. As in "worked up" for woke people.
"Did you hear about Suzie going nuts on that guy who made a joke about that tranny?"
"Yeah! She was getting really woked up about it!"
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It is what you think when you see an obese lady finally in the gym.
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Said at the end of an outrageous, unbelievable story, to imply that the teller is full of corn.
Him: "I asked Kate Moss out for a date, and she said yes"!!
Her: "And then you woke up".
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Woke up with an erection, as in the ZZ Top song "Woke Up With Wood."
I had a great dream last night. Woke up with wood too!
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An expression or saying that is in response to something that embodies a foolish or nonsensical statement or remark.
Rogue: Laker's decade has already passed, I'm afraid you will root for the spurs when they are playing with our boys in blue in WCF, wishing the spurs to revenge your team by beating our boys in blue who would have already beaten the Fakers in the first round.
Kobe: And then you woke up.
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Waking up in the wee morning hours aching for sex.
Dude you are late for work again.
I know braaaahhh. My girl woke up hungry. Had to hit it.
Excused!
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