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This is mostly used when women do dumb shit.
Zoe: *cheats*
Jeff: I woke up Chris breezy
Zoe: *dies*
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A usage of multiple words to use against women when they do retarded shit, it is based off a nickname of a man who beats the shit out of women
Woman: tries to put out fire with oil
me: I woke up Chris breezy
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This saying originates are lyrics from a song called "Freaky Friday" made by Lil dicky featuring Chris brown. This saying is usually used when a man is saying he's gonna hit a woman, referencing when Chris Brown physically assaulted his girlfriend.
Woman: "You can't hit me, I'm a girl!"
Man: "I woke up Chris breezy!"
Woman: Afraid
When a woman pisses you off, but want to be subtle about it, so you don't come off as a misogynistic piece of shit. Can also be used for when you wake up and feel and look like shit. Have fun with the word
Dumb Feminist - "All Men Should Die! We don't need them"
Man - "You know, I woke up Chris Breezy and I could punch something right now, so I would stop being a piece of shit, and take that back"
Dumb Feminist - "Fine, just don't punch me"