Wolverine Eye

Your standards for female attractiveness are substantially lowered after attending Bronx Science for a good period of time, mostly because of the sheer lack of attractive women in the entire building. Known as Wolverine eye because of the Bronx Science mascot, the Wolverine.

Dude who goes to Bronx Science: Hey man, that girl's pretty cute, should we go talk to her?

Dude who doesn't go to Bronx Science: Yo that's a monkey spreading its ass cheeks, you totally have Wolverine Eye

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