Womant

Woman spelled with a "t" at the end to add power to the word when expressing strong emotions in conversation.

"YOU DEVIL WOMANT! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?"

"Make me a sandwhich, womant!"

"I love my womant!"

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womantic

Platonic display's of affection between two women.

"After Molly and Amanda spent the holidays bareback riding together in Nova Scotia, we thought they might be "together," but when Amanda held Molly's hand to her womb and asked if the baby was kicking, it was clear the relationship was only womantic."

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womantic

It means romantic but since only women like to be romantic, the "w" replaces the "r" so the word "woman" is included.

Wife: Why aren't you ever romantic with me?

Husband: Cuz that's gay.

Wife: You're such a jerk!

Husband: Romance is for fags and females. I'm not gonna be....womantic if I don't have to be.

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