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Slang for Birthday. Said in place of "Happy Birthday".
Brad: Yo man happy Womb Eviction Day!
Mitch: Thanks for remembering man.
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a lot like a birthday, only its a womb emancipation day. a day in celebration of the day you were separated from your mothers womb happening every year on the same day meaning that you have managed to exist on this planet for yet another year.
Black man: ey yo muthafukka happy womb emancipation day
White man: thank you my brother from another mother
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It is the day of the mothers, whose baby’s are still in the mothers womb. The nurturing mother still deserves a celebration for gods sake.
When someone’s baby is still in the womb on Mother’s Day / you: well that’s why I celebrate “womb moms day” on may 15th? For mothers who’s baby is still in the womb dumb fuck😂
Womb Day has the same concept as a birthday, because it’s the day you left the womb. However, unlike birthday, Womb Day is clumsy and full of mistakes because you’re back to zero. Womb Day is a good excuse when you’re making a mess of everything. People will accept it even if it isn’t your actual Womb Day
- stop! You’re making a mess of everything
- I can’t help it! It’s my Womb Day