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The bra that gives horny men false hope by giving flat-chested women impressive-looking breasts and cleavage.
The reason they call it the wonderbra is because men wonder where the titties went when the bra comes off.
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The source of ungifted women's happiness, and false advertisement for men.
"Nice rack, girl!"
"Thanks..." ~Removes bra~
"What the HELL!? Uh, gotta go!"
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Man's greatest invention; it's a breast-enhancing bra that lets small-breasted women look as though they've got an impressive rack.
All my friends think my girl's got big cans, but she doesn't...she's just wearing a WonderBra to make her chest look bigger!
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The crushing realisation that everything is not entirely as it seems but you're already committed, in exactly the same way as a rat in a trap could be also be described as committed.
Dude1:"Just got a fantastic deal on a new phone, check it out! its like ten a month!"
Dude2:"That's the introductory offer, after the first three months it's fifty, for the next three years..."
Dude1:<Looks at phone, feels blood draining from face, has Wonderbra moment>
Like Alice in Wonderland, only without the drug affiliations
He's being an Alice in Wonderbra with that joint
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A duck wearing a wonderbra refers to a very unlikely event.
My going out with you is as likely as a duck wearing a wonderbra.
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