Wongle diddley dongle

This is a person who preforms the act of shitting on a persons face. After they shit on the persons face of they eat the shit, and wait. When they have to shit they shit back onto the person who shat on them first and this begins a never ending cycle to get the scary wongle diddley donlge to not haunt you in the after world. If you do it enough times he will in fact not haunt you in the after life. But there is no defined number, you must find this out yourself

Man I would love to wongle diddley dongle that girl. I need someone so that lord wongle diddley dongle will not haunt me in the after life.