woobonics

Noun) A native hillbilly dialect that originates from the town of Wooster Ohio. Woobonics is characterized by the mispronunciation of words, misuse of words, creation of new illogical words, and lack of “t” sounds.

1) The Woobilly was speaking woobonics at the Walmart. I couldn't understand a damn word he said.

2) I had to repeatedly ask him to repeat the word "button", but he kept saying "bu'-en"