Wooded Up

Fucking aroused

You my bitch Scarlet got me wooded up so i sucked her dick

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Wooded up

Excited, super pumped, erect, aroused.

Can be used in a sexual context, or just in general as a way of saying you are excited and enthusiastic about something

"I am fully wooded up for this party tonight"
"I am not that wooded up for this workout today"
"Who here would be wooded up to work on this project?"

picking up wood

a woman -usually a lesbian- seducing an outdoorsy guy for quick and discrete sex.

I found out my girlfriend was picking up wood in Vermont.

heads down woods up

A game typically played when atleast 3 or more people engages in a sexually motivated game where two or more “gropers” are released into a pitch black room filled with many men (penis is required to participate) with their wood pointing to the ceiling (being erect isn’t required but greatly encouraged). The gropers must then go round and grab one or more players penis and give a slight tug. Once this task has been successfully completed gropers must regroup at the door of the room and switch on the light, then the gropees must try correctly guess their groper and if they do will be rewarded with taking their place as a groper.

“Wanna play a cheeky game of heads down woods up”

wood up

Some phrase that jacknjellify decided would look good on a shirt
Might be supposed to sound like “what up” no one really knows

Cary: yo what should we put on a shirt with the character woody?
That other dude, idk his name: wood up
Cary: what
That other dude, idk his name: yea, let’s print that on a bunch of t shirts
Cary: ok