Woodsman Disorder

A psychiatric Illness in which people have a sexual attraction to firewood, logs, 2 by 4’a and trees. A system of Woodsman disorder is the tendency of a individual to masturbate on wood piles or insert peices of wood in their anus or vaginal cavity.

“We knew something was wrong when Dirk started masturbating on the wood pile, shoving sticks in his ass and getting naked and dry humping trees. The doctor said he had “Woodsman Disorder.”