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When a guy shaves his pubes and all the hair gets stuck to his dick.
Person 1:OMG bro, i shaved my pubes yesterday and I got a total Wooly Mammoth!!
Person 2: Why the fuck would would you tell me that.
A man with a large furry cock.
Person 1: Bro did you see that dude's dick in the locker room.
Person 2: Yes bro he is a Wooly Mammoth!!!
Tom dropped trou at the party last night, and he's got a freaking Wooly Mammoth!
When girls go through a period of non-shaving bliss!
Damn Erin Walker and Kristine Mattiace are such wooly mammoth! Shave your cooter. Tame that shit.
The act of shaving your balls, keeping it in your hand pouring glue on your hand then slapping a female after nutting
Bro i gave her a wooly mammoth and my but was even more intense
when u sit on someones face while they are sleeping and fart, making your butt hairs trumpet in their face.
"Dude, my upper lip has a rash from that wooly mammoth you gave me last night!"