Work Shirt

A code term used by men when refering to condoms in public places or around women.

Bill: "What are we going to Walmart for?"
Mike : " I have to get some Work Shirts, Marla is dirty, I dont want to get any thing when I fuck her tonight"

Bill "Sounds good, I should get some Work Shirts too"
Mike: "You can't catch anything from your hand Bill"

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Work shirt

Any clothing that is dirty and you wear when working with anything that has grease. It is also any shirt that you have to wash many times to get it wearable.

Parent: "Are you washing your work shirt again?"

Kid: "Yes why?"
Parent: "Because the water and electricity bill shot up $500!"
Kid starts running.

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work shirt drunk

being intoxicated whilst one wears a shirt featuring their employer's logo.

Travis forgot his overnight bag at home. Looks like he's gettin' work shirt drunk!