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n. What you typically find on the driveway or sidewalk after a prolonged rainy period followed by sunshine - earthworms that washed up from the ground during the rain, only to stiffly dehydrate in the sun.
Ew, don't step on that worm jerky - I hate hearing it crunch underfoot.
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Where you put you and your gay partners erected penis together in each side of a chinese finger trap and masturbate vigorously until the warm cum diludes the paper trap and frees you and your partners penis.
Me and Jack tried Worm Jerky last Friday night.
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n. worms that wash up from the ground during rainstorms and helplessly dehydrate in the sun afterward into a hard squiggle.
"Ew, don't step on that worm jerky - it crunches underfoot in such an unsettling manner."
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