Would You?

A question, usually asked by men, that refers to inquiring of your desire to have sexual intercourse with a female.

Hey, look at that hot girl over there. Would you?

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"Would You?"

Asking the question of whether or not one would. Usually referring to someone on television or on the street but can be used in any situation.

Note: Any negative answer can be immediately met with the response "On a plate?".

(Carol Vorderman appears on a television commercial)
"Would You?"
"Bleugh! No! You SICK!"
"Yeah, yeah, you're right... On a plate though?"
"Hmm... yeah, I spose actually"
"You SICK!"

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Would You Stick

A commonly asked question from one homie to another when an attractive woman walks by. Another way of asking, would you have sex with that girly?

Person 1. Look at that bitches ass son, Would You Stick?
Person 2. I Would Stick!

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would you kindly

mind control word from teh popular game Bioshock.
if you havent played bioshock, its basically a phrase
"Atlas" or fontaine says that makes the main player
do what he asks, disguised as a way of saying please.

would you kindly 1up this?

after the first 15 times of atlas saying would you kindly
i knew there was something more behind that phrase.

*later in the game*

SON OF A BITCH FONTAINE!!!!

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Would you hit that?

A simple question, usually asked between two or more guys referring to a woman of any level of attractiveness. The object of the question is to find out if the men you have asked would "hit that" or have sex with the woman you are referring to.

"Hey man, would you hit that?"
"Dude, I already have!"

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would you kindly

A mind control term from the game Bioshock, used to control the actions of your character, "Jack".
Can be used on friends to hopefully, subconsciously, get them to do things for you, and make you think you've just controled their mind.

"Would you kindly get stepped on by a Big Daddy?" -Frank Fontaine, Bioshock

"Hey man, grab me a beer, would you kindly?"

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Would you rather

A fun game where a person is giving two scenarious, usually humiliating, and is forced to choose one.

Hey budrick, would you rather have your parents walk in on you masturbating to their wedding photos or would you rather have the whole football team blow their load on your naked body in the locker room?

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