Wuxi Finger Hold

Proper spelling of the term coined in the movie "Kung Fu Panda". Pronounced 'wooshi'.
Incorporating a lethal pinky flex, can be used to decimate renegade kung fu masters.

See skadoosh

*pinch*

noob: What! *gasp* NO!

Kung Fu Master: YES!

noob: No...no, you wouldn't, not the wuxi finger hold!

KFM: Oh yes I would!

noob: You're bluf-

KFM: Skadoosh

*mushroom cloud*

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The Wuxi finger hold

The act of hitting it from the back then announcing that you are the dragon warrior while maneuvering yourself to grab her pinky with an iron grip, all while keeping your pinky up, then dropping the pinky to obliterate the victim.

Dude 1: “aw man I couldn’t pull out, pussy was too fire 🔥🔥🔥”
Dude 2:”damn, what you do?”
Dude 1: “I gave her the wuxi finger hold, I can’t be tied down.”
Dude 2: “skadoosh”

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