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The wrong way to spell the name of Microsoft's home console, the Xbox.
"There's no hyphen in the word Xbox, you douchebags."
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A Halo machine soon to also be a Halo 2 machine. Nothing more.
Dude, let's go play my Halo machine.
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The device that Bill Gates will use to gain troops to help him achieve the status of being the Anti-Christ.
You see, in every X-Box, there is a secret timer that is set for a specific date and time, and at that specific time, all people who are playing X-Box will see a screen that will convert them to be Gates' minions. They will be the first warriors that Gates will have, but he will soon gain more.
Person 1: I got a X-Box!
Person 2: Don't play it!!! You will become part of Bill Gates' plan to take over the world!
Person 1: Oh...Mom, take me back to Best Buy, I need to return my X-Box!!
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The oversized video game system that would have died at launch if it wasn't for Halo
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An object used for comparison to an object of large size.
"Holy shit! that building's almost as big as an X-Box!"
"Holy shit!
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Another way to say your ex girlfriend.
My x box bought me an x box. Or- My x box is a crazy bitch who fucks persian dudes in the bathroom at nightclubs.
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