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New branding of Comcast. Cleverly disguised mathematical equation representing the culmination of their customer service's intentions of how often they plan to fuck you over. Short for "times infinity."
Hey Comcast, how often/much do you plan to fuck me over?
Times infinity! (Xfinity)
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A person who needs a company to fuck them as long as they are a customer or employee.
Comcast = xfinity Customer wants what they paid or requested, but gets the opposite and the company thinks the customer was stupid for using there services anyway so they fuck them in the asshole.
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another parallel universe where Comcast is the superior provider of television, phone, and Internet services; Comcast executives are highly regarded for their intelligence and keen ability to run a company; and ordinary people have no knowledge of just how much Comcast sucks
(Note: this is a fictional place that only exists in the imagination of the Comcast marketing department.)
Comcast executive (dreaming): "I love it here in Xfinity where I am the envy of all mankind and every day is even more Comcastic than the last!"
What do you get when you put lipstick on a pig? Xfinity.
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An alleged upgrade that somehow manages to be worse than the original product.
Have you downloaded the new Firefox?
Yeah.. it's kinda xfinity, though.
Our cable box got xfinitied. Now, the guide is huge and there are ads on the menu. WTF
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The opposite of infinity. Or zero.
as include is the opposite of exclude, infinity is the opposite of xfinity.
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The complete opposite of Netflix and chill. You do this with somebody when there is no sexual activity what so ever.
I told my dad I got some one pregnant over netflix and chill but he said I should have xfinity and virginity instead.
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literally the worst internet service there is. constant outages and stupid limits are their company motto. if you want to throw away hundreds of dollars and get no help and nothing but shitty service, this is the service for you.
John: Hey man lets go play some games online!
Jack: I can't xfinity wifi has blocked me from using my own service
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