XPLO the pro

the best Block N Load player on earth to ever touch that game
ranked #1 on the leaderboard
suicide rush pro; tactic: hit the cube until u win
german cheeseburger

Oscar: I hope for a good, long game with fun bb fights and many exciting mid 1v1s!
Boss: Let's go! I waited hours for this custom match to happen, can't wait.
*barrier goes down*
BAM PARAM BADAM
announcer: "They are destroying your base, Blockheads!"
Boss: Dude, somebody is hitting our cube! It's losing so much health, why is it low already?
Boss: Where did he even come from? Doesn't matter. Defend that shit now! KILL HIM!
Oscar: I'm trying, but...I can't.
Boss: WHY? It can't be that hard, right? Probably just a lucky low lvl noob bot
Oscar: No...it's him. XPLO the pro.
Boss: WHAT? THE NUMBER ONE ON LEADERBOARD?! WE LOST!