his lips are so big that you can hear them slap together when he talks. his forehead is so big that if you touch it your hand be lost within his headtop. his head is so shiny and bald that if you rub it a genie will come out of his mouth. he eats grass
2 inch dick guy: Have you seen that new kid?
3 inch dick guy: Yes, hes such a XBOX 360 MIC!