Xmas Anal Season

During the Xmas season stockings are not the only thing getting stuffed. Santa might come down the chimney once a year but the holiday season is the one time of year husband's get unlimited backdoor passes.

Wife: Honey, can you help me with the Xmas decorations and tree?
Husband: Well, it is Xmas Anal Season. Turn around and grab your toes and I'll show you where the Xmas goose goes.