xur

A sexual preference where you only fuck aliens

Guy: dude let’s fuck that chick

Guy 2: nah im not straight I’m a xur

Guy: the fuck

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Doctor Xur

A whiny and suicidal pissbaby with raging mommy issues.

Also believes that he is a scientist.

"Doctor Xur is a real pain in the ass to deal with on a daily basis."