We're an enterprise like Gabe Newell
Got fat stacks like Gabe Newell
I'm old school like Gabe Newell
Pump my own gas like Gabe Newell
International like Gabe Newell
Gotta goon squad like Gabe Newell
Own Valve Time like Gabe Newell
Boy I sell crack like Gabe Newell
Run a daycare like Gabe Newell
1 2 more like Gabe Newell
Got my face on the moon like Gabe Newell
Don't care about haters like Gabe Newell
We're not nice We don't sell rice
but mess with us you live a Half-life
Watch where your treading Your giving prepon
No limbs allowed so you best be steppin
Don't care about your origins and how you play
We only on Steam with the good ol games
Trading cards for badges man
YA MOOLAH BABY